Sunday, May 09, 2010

there's no doubt i'm gonna be sex offensive to you

ten ridiculous things i have spent money on recently/ am looking at splashing out on in an attempt to ignore how increasingly depressed my work is making me / michael's death / the impending first anniversary of my father's death / my nan going down hill fast:
  1. huge big LCD tv to replace the old tv i've had forever and only gets two channels
  2. brand spanking new UHF aerial to replace the bunny ears i've have for 15 years
  3. many pointless wii games that involve killign things in increasingly violent yet creative ways
  4. a HD decoder thingee that i can plug my hard drive into that plays AVI files (and heaps more) on the new telly
  5. a new transmitter so icanplay the ipod in the car without having to muck around with the connection every kilometre or so
  6. th limited edition debbie harry chucks that are GOLD LEOPARD PRINT with blondie on the insole
  7. a kitchenaide mixer in PURPLE
  8. a second house in motueka
  9. a big canvas tent for xmas / new years
  10. more boots

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

You can't go wrong with more boots and a PURPLE mixer??...how special is that...mine's white (boring!!).

Anonymous said...

I'm with Jude! I yearn for a kitchenaide...it would be red with every attachment available.

TightWad Monkey said...

kitchenaide here i come (maybe). i touched one inappropriately in moore wilsons today. there are many attachments. many, many attachments. a girl can never have too many attachments.

Anonymous said...

no point in showing restraint when attachments are involved ;)
Do it baby...you know you want to!