Wednesday, May 26, 2010

all my life, watching america

ten american things i don't get:
  1. cheese in a can
  2. sarah palin
  3. decent healthcare only for the rich
  4. american football
  5. the desperate urge to be on reality tv
  6. the jersey shore
  7. treating the indigenous culture with disdain for the most part
  8. fear of non-english speaking countries
  9. why hardly anyone has a passport
  10. letterman

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha! totally with you on all points. The thought of cheese in a can actually makes my stomach turn...that doesn't happen often. :(

Anonymous said...

well, some people like to use whip cream...i prefer the more hardier cheese and it doesn't melt as fast ;)

i agree on most but....
- i've had a passport for over 20 years now...there are exceptions
- to me, football is almost as good as baseball as a pass time.
- since i was born and raised in Jersey, i totally get the Jersey shore.

TightWad Monkey said...

no offence there jude, promise! I have two good friends here from boston and texas, one is teaching me about baseball, the other took me to watch the superbowl at a bar. i swear i have never been so confused in my life. but it was exciting. i think.

Anonymous said...

gosh, no offense taken...and i'll even give you a trick on understanding the US sports too...it all gets clearer after the 3rd beer.