love don't play any games with me anymore

my ten favourite reasons jerry gave for dumping his girlfriends:


1. For refusing to taste his pie at the coffee shop ("The Pie").
2. For eating her peas one at a time ("The Engagement").
3. Because she had "man hands" ("The Bizarro Jerry").
4. Because she had once dated Newman, who had ended the relationship ("The Big Salad").
5. Because she wouldn't give him a massage ("The Masseuse").
6. Because she wouldn't let him play with her collection of antique toys ("The Merv Griffin Show")
7. Because he kept spitting out the mutton she cooked for him and hiding it in her napkins. ("The Wink")
8. Because she acted in the same manner as him: "I can't be with somebody like me! I hate myself!". ("The Invitations")
9. Because he admitted to changing the size 32 to size 31 of all his jeans because he "doesn't want to be a 32." ("The Sponge")
10. Because she liked a commercial that he hated ("The Phone Message")