my last ten status updates on facebook:
1. has cleaned out her laundry. whilst i cannot yet confirm that the process has gotten rid of the mouse infestation, i can confirm that the process has made me lose my lunch.
2. burgers pasta pizza curry fries toast noodles. Sigh.
3. iz in yr internetz, dwnloadin yr stuffz fr free.
4. had steak and coffee for breakfast. nothing else. just steak and coffee.
5. 4 days off and i'm not even a christian. how do you like them apples, Jebus?
6. it's 11.15pm. i have just finished work. kids - let this be a warning. i was once young, with hopes and dreams like you have.
7. no more facebook for me for a bit.
8. is communing with her bad self
9. went to the pixies last night. it was like being 18 again, except with a lot more white people in their mid thirties.
10. my girl would leave me for tabatha in a heartbeat. fine with me, means detective benson and i can stop with all the sneaking around.
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