i've had it up to here

the ten best things about being a femme are:

1. You know the difference between a latte, cappuccino, cafe au lait and a macchiato. And if you don't, you know how to fake it.
2. Nobody expects you to change a tire.
3. You only wear polyester when you mean to.
4. At any given instant, you can recite who was a lesbian since the dawn of history.
5. You are, hands down, your nieces' favorite aunty.
6. You can tell your sexual compatibility with a potential partner by the way she holds her drink.
7. You've always got an opinion, and don't mind sharing it.
8. You know how to "air kiss".
9. You know which wine to bring.
10. You never hold a grudge for longer than a decade.