Ten things I hate about Auckland
1. people drive like cunts
2. the coffee is, generally, shite
3. people think they’re superior because they live here
4. everything is really far apart
5. it takes ages to get anywhere
6. when you do get there, it’s bloody expensive
7. restaurant quality is like russian roulette
8. there are too many people and they are all disinterested in you
9. there are too many shopping malls – and shopping in them is the norm
10. you can’t go out and get crappily drunk as it’s a $60 taxi ride back home
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