how about those transparent dangling carrots

Ten reasons my boss pisses me off:
1. she treats me like her PA
2. when she is treating me like her PA she treats me ruder than she would treat her PA
3. she is lazy, and does the least amount possible
4. I don’t like the way she smells
5. she does not explain herself well and expects me to read her mind
6. she comes in late, pisses around on the internet, goes out of the office during the day then knocks off early – just about every freakin’ day.
7. she lies and lies more when I catch her out lying
8. her needs are many, varied and immediate
9. she has to have wins, she's like a spoilt toddler
10. she doesn’t do what I ask her when I need her to do stuff