a bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun

ten of the most interesting women that I’ve slept with (not including my current girlie):
1. the woman that I truly, crazily loved so much I did a lot of fucked up things for and look back now and shake my head in amazement
2. a woman who I got bored of really quickly but I didn’t know how to break it off with her so I just kept on going until it all totally screwed up
3. the girl I used to do secretly because it was just easier that way
4. the really sexy, intelligent and artistic woman who was way too good for me so I ended up cheating on her
5. the straight girl I spent months working on who looked like one of the Corrs crossed with Kate Winslet
6. the straight girl I picked up in a gay bar who was there with her gay boy friends and protested that she never usually did this sort of thing (whatever)
7. a friend’s ex, when they’d recently broken up and were still in that delicate stage
8. a good friend that I wasn’t interested in sexually but slept with anyway just because I could and I wanted a warm body next to me
9. the woman that I started off sleeping with just to piss off her ex girlfriend but actually ended up really liking
10. a chick I met in Thailand and ended up moving to london to be with